Small business ran by a girlboss! She may be Brocken but, it’s beautiful!! She makes adorable custom wood burned pieces for everyone!
by KFC raid June 22, 2021

When you have sex with no foreplay, and you're dry as hell, so you get a burn on the inside of your vagina.
by fatassskellyprice January 10, 2021

Tom and Bob went to the dog fight.
Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!
Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!
by Dr_dude January 11, 2014

Puneet: When are you going to burn your bed?
Raghav: Why tf would I burn my bed?
Puneet: It means packing your things and putting it in a locker.
Raghav: Oh wow, TIL
Raghav: Why tf would I burn my bed?
Puneet: It means packing your things and putting it in a locker.
Raghav: Oh wow, TIL
by Cryptic Singh November 19, 2018

When someone burns you so bad with a joke that there is no comeback, leaving one to walk away in shame.
After that "yo momma joke", Jim was left with a fourth degree burn, he had no comebacks. He walked away with his head down.
by tribexteetzel February 22, 2015

when you asshole burns that fiery pain that can never be etiquette and you can also have a wet asshole and sometimes people mean it litterly my asshole burn which means there asshole burn press 1 to help 2 to ignore
by yhruiwhg February 15, 2021

by NatCupcake December 30, 2011
