Boot mad

Someone that has no time for humor, shenanigans or comedy. The very thought of laughter irritates that particular person. Often this type person frequents online social media with any chance they get to express their anger.
Example 1: look at their profile picture.

Example 2: see definition for mad as a box of frogs.

We all stayed at the crib this Saturday and watched the hurricanes lose another game which made us all Boot mad.

by Dalvin C. March 4, 2016

my party boots

a kick ass song by NOFX the greatest punk band ever!

Life is fast but I dont wanna live past you, cuz you are my only roots

I was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party boots.

by LYO45 April 25, 2009

Muddin boots

When you perform anal sex and don’t use any sort of protection or anal flush

I had to put on my muddin boots with Beth last night

by Asianlover11 December 29, 2022

jesus booting it

Going public places barefoot

Are you going to wear shoes?
No, i'm Jesus booting it.

by out4answers August 25, 2013

Boots

An nicer way to say you suck or your booty at a sport or a game.

In fortnite if you get a team of noobs your team is boots.

by Yourknow May 5, 2019

Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

by Lilghub August 16, 2025

poots boot

A person who is a party pooper, or just has no motivation.

Hey bitch, you act like a real poots boot when your on the rag.

by brittainysaurus April 23, 2010