August 2nd

National ask your friend for video star day because you are broke and they are rich

it’s august 2nd

by Saniya smith August 3, 2022

August 8th/FNAF day

National FNAF day

ITS AUGUST 8TH/FNAF DAY WE HAVE TO BINGE MARKIPLIER FNAF ALL DAY WHILE PLAYING FNAF DRINKING FNAF SODA YOU BURNT BISCUT!!

by zoeyyskz🐰 April 20, 2025

August 5th

Wilem appreciation day
Also known as
W1lz pro appreciation day
It is a day where we appreciate wilem because he really is such a good friend and is a very good person in general.
APPRECIATE WILEM!

Damn guys I almost forgot it’s august 5th tomorrow, that’s wilem appreciation day.

by W1lzproappreciationist August 4, 2022

August 29th

August 29th is national ask a cute girl on a date day

Boy 1: "I'm going to go ask that cute girl out"
Boy 2: "Why?"
Boy 1: "Because its August 29th"

by Johnsmith668 August 28, 2021

August 15

August 15 is the National Post April Because She’s Your Girlfriend day

“Is today August 15? I think I’m forgetting something”

“Duh, today is National Post April Because She’s Your Girlfriend day”

by getthehint August 15, 2023

august

he’s corny but people like him anyways, and he’s not all bad until he shows his inner freak (somehow still has a girlfriend but good for him)

“have you heard about that comedian named august?”
“yeah, he’s awfully corny but funny either way”

by rosarysarentred May 1, 2025

August 9

Suck your brother’s milk

Me: Bro it’s August 9
Him; Oh no

by tegasdigbick August 8, 2022