smoked sausage fest

Like a sausage fest, except all the guys present are high/stoned. Generally this is a bad time for anyone who shows up later in the evening. Unfortunately the guys originally present will think they are cool no matter what you tell them.

I went to Clyde's the other night, but the party turned out to be a total smoked sausage fest. I stole a bottle of their Vodka while they were bantering like morons, then went and picked up some chicks.

by Bazly January 1, 2010

cum smoking boogs

The act of smoking dried semen through an ice pipe, often to gain free drugs

He reminds me of a dirty, desperate raver, that cum smoking boogs...

by lalalalalalalaalsca June 9, 2011

i want all smoke

You want beef ..

I want all smoke:You want war

by Dillard Fish January 21, 2018

Smoked me out

When your husband farts under the covers and it wakes you up.

Last night David smoked me out.

by Therealdavid June 13, 2018

do you want the smoke

It means do you want to fight me.

What’s good, do you want the smoke?

by PinkDuckSauce96 December 22, 2018

Does Obama smoke Newports?

A rhetorical question posed as a retort to an obvious question.

Is Angelina Joile good looking? 'Does Obama smoke Newports?'

by Captain Clever June 5, 2010

We'll have to smoke the dress

Phrase said in Mad Men when something such as marijuana or alcohol is spilled on any surface.

"It's all over the rug" "we'll have to smoke the dress" (Mad Men s4: e3)

by Miicheladaa_ April 4, 2017