Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

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Max sweet

MASSIVE COCK

i have a max sweet

by oopoof May 27, 2018

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Real Max

To be a vey gay person

That kid is a real max.

by Your Lord and SaviorJesus December 13, 2017

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max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017

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max brennan

a fucking squish who deserves more appreciation and is a beautiful human and needs to move to england plz now

hEs SuCh A mAx BrEnNaN

by a piece of shite April 21, 2018

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Max Wharton, also known as the “fuckrat” or even the “throatfuck”, is a non gender identifying being who pretends to go crazy when you call his name. Another prep fag who talks shit but would die in a fight with any Gonzaga kid. While deceivingly charming at first, it’s only a matter of minutes before he attack’s. Basically a huge faggot who tries with every girl and fails

Rudrey Ayes-“where am i? Why are the walls black”
Fuckrat-“welcome to my cave bitch”
Rudrey Ayes-“why are you playing lil uzi in the background max Wharton ??”

by Zagarunthadmv January 2, 2018

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