The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.
Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”
by m_piet July 01, 2013
by Chingaling ding dong November 25, 2022
by eggyo December 11, 2022
Shooting someone in the head with a firearm in a manner that results in brain matter splattering everywhere
I'm about to give that mother fucker a bubble to the dome piece.
Person A: Hey, I think that guy is talking about your mom
Person B: *shoots mom talking son of a bitch in the head, effectively ending his life*
Person A: Hey, I think that guy is talking about your mom
Person B: *shoots mom talking son of a bitch in the head, effectively ending his life*
by Penguin156 August 25, 2009
by Whetzelpretzel21 March 23, 2016
A send piece is a males penis, this can also be referred to as doinka, dick, Johnson, schlong and many other terms.
Yo bro, this girl named Ava with massive tits and an absolute dump truck let me stick my send piece inside of her.
by The stoned crackhead January 19, 2021
Definitely an innuendo.
"Dude I don't want anything serious with her. I just want a piece of an entrée."
"What does that even mean."
"It's an innuendo. You know how eggplant isn't really a side dish or an entrée?"
"What are you talking about? It can definitely be both. Have you ever had eggplant parmesan?"
"No, but that sounds great."
"Let me make you some sometime! I know a bomb-ass recipe that I saw from Ina Garten."
"Oh shit! The Barefoot Contessa! I love her so much."
"She's the best."
"What does that even mean."
"It's an innuendo. You know how eggplant isn't really a side dish or an entrée?"
"What are you talking about? It can definitely be both. Have you ever had eggplant parmesan?"
"No, but that sounds great."
"Let me make you some sometime! I know a bomb-ass recipe that I saw from Ina Garten."
"Oh shit! The Barefoot Contessa! I love her so much."
"She's the best."
by yes chef July 13, 2020