Cracker Barrel

A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.

Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!

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Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.

by Candy Ass Smartie January 16, 2023

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Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.

Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.

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cracker slut

A person who loves crackers so much that they constantly eat them, hence how they are a “slut”

Person 1: Oh my god, he eats so many crackers!
Person 2: Of course he is, he’s a Cracker Slut

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Cracker

A word that everyone deny that it's a slur against white people. (people claim you can't be racist toward white people)

kid from tiktok: This guy is racist and called me a cracker on xbox.

bad commentary highschooler : Shut the hell up kid, you can't be racist toward white people nor cracker is a slur.

You probably think it's a slur because your a fucking white privilege fucker, you probably said the n word too, fucking bitch.

(based on a true story)

by Sweat_Burg February 14, 2021

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