love child

an offspring of two unmarried individuals, generally from a one night stand
Midoriya, tell me are you really All Might’s secret love child or something?”
by vexing_chaos December 30, 2020
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love child

What some hippies of the 60s and 70s chose to call themselves. Few didn't actually identify as "hippie". There was also "love child" , "freak" , "nature's child" and "flower child" that I know of.
person 1: yo dude, are you one of them hippies? I thought y'all died out in 1970.
person 2: nah man, I'm a love child. And we're still alive n kickin'!
by blue.grass.hotel November 07, 2022
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I love child labour

Obama: I love child labour . Your mom: porn is better
by Djsjsjfnsadk July 26, 2022
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Bray Child

A bray child is very special. They are usually good in school, however very socially awkward.
"why is he so special, bray childs..."
by Defining since 1990 March 13, 2019
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Test Child

The first child in a mother and father's relationship. They are the ones that have the roughest time usually, and are used as a little test run to become a better parent overall. They're usually the child that the parents go hardest on, and in worse parents, it'll stay that way.
Person 1: "We should have children!
Person 2: "Yes, definitely!"
Person 3: "Don't, you have no experience, you'll create a test child."
by InsomniaGameing August 08, 2023
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Bum Child

Bum Child (noun):

A term used colloquially to refer to a person, usually a young individual, who spends an excessive amount of time loitering or wandering aimlessly in urban areas, often without a specific purpose or occupation. The phrase "bum child" typically conveys a sense of someone who seems lost, directionless, or idle, idling away their time without engaging in productive activities. It can also imply a carefree attitude or a lack of responsibility towards conventional societal norms.
"Every weekend, you can spot that bum child hanging around the city park with no job or plans, just killing time. What a bum child!“
by Bem_Hand December 30, 2023
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child-in-law

My child-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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