Working Off

Similar to jerking off, Working Off is the act of feeling pleasure or getting some release from your work.

Nothing feels better than working off on these TPS reports!
My wife came to the office today and caught me working off.

by Captain Christian November 4, 2021

Work Jack

The act of cranking your hog while at work

Did you hear about Mick? He got fired after pulling a crazy lunchtime work jack.

by Turbo Hog Cranker August 18, 2024

Work Place Bitch

The insufferable, horrid and annoying type of coworker that some people inevitably encounter at work. They're usually kiss asses to the management wich they think gives them a free pass to act like one with their coworkers. They're also the coworker that chooses to do more work than everyone else (regardless if people are slacking off or not), take on more responsibility than they can handle, deliberately burn themselves out and constantly complain about doing most of the work. Deep down at their core they want attention, they're credibly insecure and are most likely butt ugly individuals that almost no one wants to fuck.

Person#1. Don't make me do all of the work!

Person#2. No one is making you do all if the work. You're choosing to do all of the work and take on more that what you can handle. Stop being a Work Place Bitch and get a life!

by Flower347joy December 6, 2021

Work

Used to describe drugs. Typically larger quantities intended for resale between drug dealers.

Hey, were you able to get that work from the plug? How much work do you have left for me?

by Businessman801 May 22, 2023

diabolical work

the doing or saying of something out of pocket or outrageous

not gon lie thats diabolical work twen

by major.skoob August 21, 2024

Hard Work and Determination

I mean, it was literally the thing I said and not that. It was literally you being signed off on by a more successful person, Chris!

Hym "Hard work and determination had nothing to do with it. You were 1 of 3 horde wielding tests mean to gauge both my retention and my ability to drive engagement in the absence of analytics and demonstrate to the audience that the thing I'm talking about is on some level occurring. Louis Michael, Chris!? Louis Michael!? What kind of shit is that!? You were elevated by the greatest mind who has ever lived and that is the thanks I get?"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

work weight

weight you put on while at a job. eventually the weight is lost after being fired or quitting.

Person 1:how’s the job going?
Person 2: oh ya i actually got fired 3 weeks ago...
Person 1: oh no! the good news is that you’ve already lost tons of work weight
Person 2: Uhhh thanks?

by bros_before_hoos January 2, 2020