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Windows xp

An OS created by Microsoft in the good ol' days. Somewhere between either 2001 or 2002. The first OS my computer had. childhood the OS also got rid of clippy so that's cool :P
Person 1: my first computer had Windows 7! What about you?

Me:I had Windows xp
by DerpMcStuffins August 9, 2016
mugGet the Windows xpmug.

windows os

a horrible slow laggy unstable software that has no free virus protection
Mac user - disgusting af windows user

windows user - I'm better than you I can game better

Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft

windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!

Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive

windows user - its a nice thing to do

Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life

windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do

Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers

Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people
mugGet the windows osmug.

cleaning ze windows

When a guy pulls a bird and they're doing it doggy style, he pulls out and cums on the closest surface, preferably a window. Then he grabs her head and wipes it clean with her head.
Lucky I pulled that Jenna chick last night, I love cleaning ze windows!
by DickyTime May 26, 2014
mugGet the cleaning ze windowsmug.

Window Licker

Formula 1 driver from Canada by the name of Lance Stroll with the number #18. Current driver in the Aston Martin Aramco F1 Team

He got the seat due to his dad being a rich asshole.
Person 1: And there goes Lance Stroll into the wall!
Person 2: Why do they allow a Window Licker in the car?
by ASPEN_33 September 12, 2024
mugGet the Window Lickermug.

Windows 3.51

A successor to Windows 3.5 and predecessor to Windows NT 4.0.
Windows 3.51 is NT-based
by YusufT19 May 12, 2019
mugGet the Windows 3.51mug.

Window Licker

I.e.- Mentally challenged (Aka Retarded).

- Can be used as an insult
-Can be used as a joke for friends when they act stupid
- A derogatory term for a "special" child.
Dude- You are so stupid.
You- Shut up and go to hell you window licker!
by Mr. Manly Dan September 22, 2017
mugGet the Window Lickermug.

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