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urban dictionary

An awesome website that I use to find vocab words for class. Then i get in trouble for the definitions.
Monk: a person who looks like a monkey and is some type of child molester

urban dictionary
by gjmxo5 March 3, 2011
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urban dictionary

Shitty kiddie-website used entirely by 12 & 13-year-old AOL subscribers. Full of misinformation, ignorance, and lies. Everything on Urban Dictionary is wrong. The worst Web 2.0 website on the internet and one of the worst websites on the internet overall.

A dictionary for shallow and stupid preteen twats.
A dictionary whose content is written by shallow and stupid preteen twats.
A dictionary whose content is chosen and edited for publication by shallow and stupid preteen twats.

The guy who runs this site thinks this place is "fresh", "rebellious", and "edgy", when it is really very childish, prepubescent, and just plain stupid.
Urban Dictionary blows.

URBAN DICTIONARY GET OFF THE WEB!
URBAN DICTIONARY GET OFF GOOGLE!

(Let's see if "fresh and edgy" Urban Dictionary publishes this. I doubt it.)
by hreqghear January 4, 2008
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urban dictionary

A internet resourse that help you understand the slang of half the states in the south east united states which include Alabama, Georgia,Kentucky North and south carolina, West virginia, Mississippi Missouri, Louisana, Tennessee, and Texas. These people that speak this language believe Jefferson Davis is the guy on the dollar bill and they all have star and bars flags in the front door of their trailors and on the front tag plate of their 1980 ford f-150 trucks. Every sentence starts with yall and ends with ya reckon. They believe jack daniel can kick jim beans azz and love their fat azz piano teeth women and walmart shoping.
If ya ever plan on stoping along the way at a waffle house or and ihop on your way to visit disneyland flordia, yall might wanna take along a copy of da urban dictionary so you can communicate with the low expectation education of the people along the way.
by Wally_da_greeter December 21, 2008
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The urban dictionary

Teacher: what is the definition of jackass

Kid: a idiotic person
Teacher: no it's a mule where did you get that definition

Kid: The urban dictionary
by Savagecabbage29 February 19, 2017
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Urban Dick

Elliott: "Have you ever heard of the Abraham Lincoln?"
Wes: "No man, what is it?"
Elliott: "Haha, some shit Butterweck found on Urban Dick. Go look it up on there."
by pshars July 15, 2006
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urban shoppers

Niggas who shop in them rich ass white stores and shit
Y'all motherfuckers all some urban shoppers for buying all that expensive shit like gucci.
by urban shoppers March 6, 2016
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urban douche

adj, <uhr-ben dew-shh>

An urban douche is someone who uses urban dictionary to define everything that they misunderstand. Usually they "copy and paste" the definition straight from urbandictionary.com into their reply.
Person 1: "wait what's a peacoat"

Urban Douche: "Wow here...
pea coat 39 up, 9 down

buy pea coat mugs, tshirts and magnets
Pea coats are a style of double breasted overcoat which have recently become associated with scenesters. Wearing one may garner scene cred. Traditionally navy blue.
At a concert I attended recently, pea coats and tight jean were the preferred attire."

Person 2: "You're such an urban douche"
by kidsdontstandachance March 14, 2010
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