Uncle Albert

A general peadophile. Someone who is sexually interested in boys and girls; men and women; A metrosexual.
Can often be used to describe someone who uses instant messaging and chat rooms to communicate with subjects without giving (away) their true identity.

"There is an Uncle Albert talking to me on MSN. He wants to meet me."

by josh-e-smith January 30, 2010

third cousin-uncle

Parent's male third cousin.

My third cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle Mode

When you gotta get serious, like when you really gotta lock-in.

I just hit the crip on that uncle mode

by BeezaCM January 24, 2024

uncle-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's pibling's husband.

My uncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

Fuck your uncle day

You can fuck you hot and sexy ass uncle ;) have fun y’all

I wanna fuck my uncle :there’s a fuck your uncle day

by Xpr3ty_lissyX January 1, 2021

great-great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-great-grandparent's brother.

My great-great-great-great-uncle is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

phat uncles

the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.

1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.

3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.

4. phat unckles?? Really..

5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.

6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!

by messy bun October 29, 2017