blastin snow turtles

Doing lines of YAY or cocaine.

Friend: what are you doing?

ME: I'm blastin snow turtles.

by DerDreD May 8, 2019

What The Flying Turtles

''What the fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas July 6, 2022

Turtle Bay Boy

A turtle bay boy is a Justin Beiber/ talk dark and Hanson type boy, will wear jeans and a nice shirt out or a fleece top and probably enjoys playing golf and will always send emojis in a message like a year 8.

Radiates major fuck boy vibes though but gets away with it by having a cute smile

“He’s so cute I wanna get his number”
“Careful with him...proper turtle bay boy vibes”

by Etrap July 26, 2020

Leafy Turtle Rock

A kind of person who is very shy and camoflagues themselves and their emotions.

Dear God Vicky Forsyth Smith is such a leafy turtle rock.

Elwin the Leafy turtle rock can be so annoying when she wont talk.

by Elwinrockz December 15, 2009

Let the turtles free

When you need to go poo!

Denise: It's kind of like right now. I have to go let the turtles free. (Runs to the bathroom)

by rockstarTurtle December 30, 2013

I LIKE TURTLES

I FKN LOVE TURTLES DUDE MY NAMES TURTLES KID AND GUESS WHAT, I LIKE TURTLES AHHHH

Kid1- hello how are you today

Kid2- I LIKE TURTLES

by ImAshy April 2, 2021

blue turtle shell

During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.

He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.

by Hockeycapn July 29, 2017