toilet whisperer

A toilet whisperer is a person that can clean the poop out of a gas station bathroom in under 3 seconds

I can handle it, I am the toilet whisperer.

by toilet_eater September 24, 2020

suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room

"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"

by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020

stained the toilet brown

To make something worse and still naively believe it became better.

She stained the toilet brown with her bug fix.

by [Supermeganightmarewanderer19] September 26, 2012

Toilet Paper Ascot

Clamping toilet paper with your chin while beating off, making it accessible to clean up your huge load quickly.

A gentleman never forgets his toilet paper ascot when he comes……you spelled cum wrong.

by High Society October 28, 2012

toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.

While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.

by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012

toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 13, 2012

Toilet Stench Ambush

When one internationally fails to give fair warning to others that they have decimated the toilet with horrible oder. Resulting in persons walking in only to retreat in disgust.

My boyfriend thinks its funny to commit a Toilet Stench Ambush. He smells up the bathroom, trapping the oder by not using the exhaust fan. Allowing me to be ambushed by the stench forcing me to run away gaging. The ultimate act of stink and betrayal.

by greek god of trains August 16, 2012