Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.
Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P
by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 March 16, 2011
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Chop Schlop

1.When you shake your head around and your cheeks flap against your face, making a slapping noise
2.When you and your girl do anal and she does the same thing with her ass
1.Steve, do the chop schlop!
*slapslapslapslap*
2.Me and my girl did the chop schlop last night, my dick still feels good
by grease_of_sandwich September 09, 2019
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Chop mud

A rendezvous at the hotel with 300$ worth of Taco Bell to shove up your ass.
Kevin do you want to chop mud tonight while my wife is out of town?
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chop hide

“i have a fat chop hide”
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Chops Bassett

A tall dark thick man, owns a pair of luxurious new balances. Good at every video game he touches.

Also known as Chops for short.
“Chops Bassett is so thick and juicy
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I have not the chops to perform with Black Sabbath anymore, said Bill Ward to a magazine. He wants to mean that he has not enough energies to play drums in a concert at the age of 73.
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Chopped gyatt meat

Comparable to calling someone cooked, done for, or washed up.
Person 1: "Bro I haven't done my assignment yet its due in 20 mins!"
Person 2:"Yea you're chopped gyatt meat bud"
by CharlesGremmyG November 04, 2024
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