Tard

Someone who is mentally slow or named Alan Alex or loic jk not loic tard means to constantly hit hand against chest

You:meBruh ur so retarded

Me:No ur a tard

by Defecationnerd April 2, 2019

bag of tards

The ballsack of a stupid man or a retarded man.

That idiot over there is carrying around a bag of tards.

by poxifide January 18, 2011

Tard

To airy rectified drumstick
The act of not listening to someones side of the story

Twonk is a tard

by Wumaxon August 9, 2023

Carl Tard

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.

"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."

by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025

MAGA-tard

A supporter of Donald Trump.

Cracker-Barrel was full of MAGA-tards, of course.

by Patton Freakin' Oswalt September 7, 2022

tard

a person doing something annoying or stupid

look at that tard

by ian1179 January 14, 2009

Nig-tard

Kfc eating retard

Kys nig-tard

by Corner man 777 May 8, 2023