Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

Yum Fruit

Slang for a woman's vagina.

I ate that girl's yum fruit last night.

by JAMJAMJOM January 19, 2023

Fruit frosty

Its a gay bukkake

Tracy prefers his friends to give him a fruit frosty.

by RaptorOne May 19, 2018

Fruit Smoothie

When a gay male receives fellatio from a straight woman

James: I heard he hooked up with a girl yesterday
Jeffery: Baby he just got a fruit smoothie, he is a gogo dancer after all

by UuchGuuch January 20, 2022

fruit cabin

Cabin of fruity people that live deep in the mountains. They grow various drugs in their cabin, referred to as "fruit" amongst the mountain people.

"Hey got any of that cabin fruit in your fruit cabin?"

by Gaggle pineapple September 16, 2017

Juicy Fruit

A female who is super wet Around her walls down to her ass. Enough wetness to drown her man and have him addicted.

Boy 1: So did you hit last night?

Boy 2: Yeah but she was...omg

Boy 1: She was..bad?

Boy 2: No she was wet af like juicy.

Boy 1: Awe she got a juicy fruit. Be careful dog.

Boy2: Why?

Boy 1: That shit will drive you crazy

by Anonymous23 October 11, 2017

Fruit loops

The urge to brutally rape and kill gay people

I want to fruit loops someone

by Peckerheadfag621 January 19, 2024