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Christmas Dave

We were supposed to get together on Christmas Dave but everyone was too tired to go out
by klausfiend December 26, 2021
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Soap for Christmas

Getting a bar of soap for Christmas indicates that you should wash up.
“Why’d I get soap for Christmas??”

“Because you shall have a wash.”
by raunchyraul December 27, 2021
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Christmas

A day where the kids are acting like slave owners in the 1800s to Santa who is being treated like a cotton picker this very night. It is prophesied that he will eventually tell the kids to go fuck themselves and come to all of their houses and bring some zoophiles and tell the zoophiles that those kids are dogs. With a parents they get drunk and have gay sex with each other and eventually have an entire orgy dedicated to this day. On this day you can get drunk stoned laid or all three. Fat ass whores that dress like Mrs Claus like to twerk on people's cocks and these are random people so you bet they are to serve so they decide to hit the little b**** with a crowbar and then the b**** wakes up and rapes the man and it has a bunch of crackhead babies that try to sell people drugs it's just another day for Christmas.
"Ho ho ho kids you know what go f*** yourself"
"Hello there fellow baby want some Christmas drugs"
by Rockstarjoker March 11, 2022
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two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases
jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid
by raybeez February 12, 2022
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Preston's Christmas Party

Preston is the coolest guy ever. He hosts a Christmas party once every year where beings from all across time and space. Preston's Christmas Party can refer to the actual party itself, or it can refer to a bunch of people that shouldn't be in one place hanging out together.
I went to the bar and it was a Preston's Christmas Party.
by EESDSESESERDT April 7, 2022
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Christmas

Christmas is going in the wrong direction if it has become kissing ass to win a TV Christmas dance show competition. That's not what Christmas is about.
Christmas wasn't kissing ass to win a TV show Christmas dance competition before.
by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020
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Nashville Christmas Bomber

To learn more about the Nashville Christmas Bomber, see Looney Maga Bomber.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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