Texas nationalist movement

A movement that seeks to make the state of texas an independant nation or in other words to seceed from the U.S.

John is in the texas nationalist movement.

by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2010

Santa Fe, Texas

A waste of populated swamp lands referred to as the swamp ass country. Mostly populated by degenerative incest families who drink at the orange bar.

You smell very Santa Fe, Texas like after that long day of work.

by 92910 September 9, 2016

Texas Seed Shot

When a woman takes a shot of everclear distilled liquor, that a man has ejacutlated into.

Damn, that bitch Jamie is a freak. I gave her a shot of everclear and she said she wanted a Texas Seed Shot

by Splooge April 17, 2006

Texas heart shot

A term used among the deer hunting community to describe an amateurish or other wise incompetent hunter who, through carelessness or lack of skill, shoots his deer directly in the ass instead of the vitals. These so-called hunters usually demonstrate the act on immature bucks or small does as these animals are easy game even for novice hunters. Luckily, big bucks seldom fall victim to this type of incompetence due to the fact they easily outsmart these neophyte hunters.

The phrase is derived from novice hunters acting like 'cowboys' in the woods, shooting without aiming, taking risky shots and posing other hazards, ultimately wounding deer with the dreaded 'texas heart shot'.

Man #1: Anybody have any luck at your hunting camp yet?

Man #2: No but Jeff has taken a few texas heart shots!

Man #1: Man, what's that guys problem????

by The Gov'nor August 31, 2013

Texas Barber's Pole

While engaging in doggy style sex with your partner, using a pair of scisiors or buzz cutter you try to remove as much of their hair as possible without them becoming aware.

Your partner has a bad hair cut so give them the Texas Barber's Pole. Your the barber and they ride your pole.

by Trevor Gould September 30, 2006

North Texas corndog

The act of eating large amounts of corn and then performing the hot carl.

Dude, my girlfriend wanted to get crazy last night so I went to Boston Market, loaded up on corn, and about an hour later I gave her a steamy North Texas corndog. It was awesome. Then I put on my robe.

by Sir Icabod Von Nisselroy November 20, 2007

Texas Pepto Bismol

The act of vaginal penetration with a woman suffering from heart burn on her period to the point of ejaculation. Once your semen has thoroughly mixed with her blood the woman hovers over a glass or bottle and pushes to excrete the bloody concoction. Then in an effort to soothe her heart burn, she delightfully drinks the mixture.

Ex. "Last night my sister was having a real hard time falling asleep cuz of her heart burn. In a last ditch effort to soothe her pain I gave her a Texas Pepto Bismol."

by Rockwallposter99 November 6, 2017