shoe happy

a) very offensive adjective for a woman who has a big shoe collection
b) a very offensive term for a male that has an unhealthy fetish for women's shoes/feet

no matter which definition of shoe happy you choose, if you are an individual that is truly shoe happy in your personal life, please keep your story private if you don't want to be insulted.

by Sexydimma November 3, 2016

shoe cubed

To shove your whole foot, including the shoe, in a woman's vagina until the heel is no longer visible. Once it's completely in, you turn rotate the shoe counter-clockwise until she climaxes.

I shoe cubed your sister!

by Eclipseguy December 17, 2017

My bang bang shoe

It’s a shoe where you bang someone! Not that bang

I got my bang bang shoe for bang hammer! Cool!

by TheBrainiacGod October 20, 2020

Ducky Two Shoes

A duck that tries to be impressive.

I seen a ducky two shoes when I went to the pond.

by Baylien Culture March 19, 2022

Shoe ball

When a golf ball is hit directly over the left shoe, resulting in a hook

Granty has mastered the shoe ball off the tee

by Golferguy February 3, 2021

tying his shoe

SUKIN DAT DICK!!!!

She was sukin dat dick when tying his shoe

by Bob The Bob Dude May 14, 2016

Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.

Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.

by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 28, 2022