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A term used to define a sexual activity performed by getting head from a gay guy with braces then ejaculating into his nose as the blood pours onto his mouth giving a sense of euphoria.

ok yeah no, I just had to make something for the people who saw the definition of urbandictionary and decided to look up shark for the sexual meaning, you know what shark really means (an aquatic carnivorous animal group)
random guy in a friend group: hey did you know that shark is a sexual term I found in the definition of urbandictionary?
that one bystander: no one gives a fuck, go get some women
by FluffKay November 15, 2023
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shark

I know why you're here. You looked up 'urban dictionary' and found the top one by 'To be' that said when you looked up 'shark' it said it was a way to have sex.

Well sorry to burst your bubble but a shark is in fact a sea creature.
Person 1: "A shark is a sea creature."
Person 2: "Really? Urban Dictionary supposedly says it is a way to have sex."
Person 1: "i t s a f u c k i n g s e a c r e a t u r e"
by naminaidk June 14, 2024
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fun-shark

n.
A person with an exceptionally active sense of enjoyment, amusement, and/or pleasure.
Group walks by fountain.
Fun-shark: Hey guys, let's go run through the fountain.
Girl 1: Umnmm, no.
Fun-shark: Suit yourself (runs to fountain)
Girl 1 to Girl 2: Does he always get excited like this?
Girl 2: Yea, all the time. He's a real fun-shark.
by lx2036 December 5, 2012
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lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.
"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."
by NexusGaming May 30, 2017
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von the land shark

von the land shark if the reancarnation of king von as a land shark
by slickytv February 1, 2025
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Megamouth Shark

A species of shark that was discovered in 1976 when a U.S. naval ship caught one on its anchor. Scientists dubbed it megamouth, for obvious reasons. Since then, the shark has been proven to be extremely elusive. Only 100 specimens of them have so far been found, but every one that can be examined reveals new information about these strange sharks.
Megamouth sharks can grow up to be 18 ft. (5.5 cm) long. To fuel such a huge body, it needs a lot of food, but, surprisingly l, this big fish is not a big game Hunter. It's a filter feeder and most of its diet consists of tiny, planktonic animals, which it strains from the water.
by Nordicdragon June 27, 2018
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Laebies shark

Laebies shark is a real shark that exists
“My favorite shark has to be laebies shark”
by W0rmy July 30, 2022
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