The theory that a woman with a nose ring (particularly a septum piercing) creates and often has a personally defined by personal trauma, a need to prove she's "authentic", disagreeableness, and far leftism. Often masculine men perceive these women as something to avoid.
Man 1: Hey bro, that girl over there is pretty cute. Should I show her the rizz?
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
by Obeflow August 27, 2025
Get the Nose Ring Theorymug. 
by Ryangoslingpub May 5, 2019
Get the ring packetmug. To twist one's rear end (preferably a badonkadonk) in a circular motion with the intent to draw attention from the opposing sex.
by Lil_t_87 February 2, 2010
Get the Ring yo assmug. One of those annoying boyfriends who 'accidentally' slips out during a spot of doggy. He then pretends he's having trouble finding the right spot to put it back in and nudges the back door repeatedly until you either slam it closed or grudgingly acquiesce.
by Dan G Erous August 29, 2016
Get the Ring nudgermug. When a guy cums in another guys mouth and then he spits it into the ejaculators ass and proceeds to slide his dick in. This formation of cum on his dick is known as an Elden Ring.
by Brauztin June 20, 2024
Get the Elden Ringmug. To simultaneously blow (vape/smoke either or not both) from the corners of the mouth and from each nostril.
by I. Dyddertwyce December 30, 2022
Get the Dragon ringsmug.