Pump Fake

When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.

"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"

by ballaFred February 1, 2017

pump groin

Male masturbating

Male 1: Are you gonna bang tonight?
Male 2: Nah, she isn't feelin' it, so I'll just pump groin.

by Ayami May 6, 2018

lil pump

nerd

he is a lil pump

by bobiskooler than you November 11, 2020

Dump N’ Pump

When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well

“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum

by wordington_thug June 5, 2024

Squirt-pump

1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit

Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.

by Allcity82 January 12, 2022

Lil Pump

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring

Lilllium Pumpernickle endorses in high iq banner with his fellow colleges lil pump.

by VinePanda May 30, 2018

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011