Pink ladies are known to frequent churches on Sunday for services, Monday for prayer group, Wednesday for craft and morning tea, and Friday for choir.
They can be readily identified by the pink or sometimes purple tint to their silver hair, their love of lace, frills, and floral motifs.
They will without any warning engulf you in their ample bosum during lung crushing face smothering hugs.
The first indication of their presence is their perfume which precedes them by about 20 feet. The moment you catch a whiff of their floral scents it is highly recommended to retreat.
They are considered the equivalent of a nuclear attack for asthmatics; usually responsible for the presence of pot-pourri, hand creams and aerosolised airfreshners in public restrooms and large floral arrangements in church buildings.
They can be readily identified by the pink or sometimes purple tint to their silver hair, their love of lace, frills, and floral motifs.
They will without any warning engulf you in their ample bosum during lung crushing face smothering hugs.
The first indication of their presence is their perfume which precedes them by about 20 feet. The moment you catch a whiff of their floral scents it is highly recommended to retreat.
They are considered the equivalent of a nuclear attack for asthmatics; usually responsible for the presence of pot-pourri, hand creams and aerosolised airfreshners in public restrooms and large floral arrangements in church buildings.
I thought it was safe to leave the house today but I was immediately set upon by three pink ladies, I should be discharged from hospital in about three days.
It took a good hour to catch my breath after that pink lady encounter
That pink lady almost took me out!
It took a good hour to catch my breath after that pink lady encounter
That pink lady almost took me out!
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"What happened after I left last night?"
"Your girlfriend came onto me and I encountered the pink salamander"
"Your girlfriend came onto me and I encountered the pink salamander"
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Get the pink panadol mug.DHP, or "Diphenhydramine" - a chemical found in OTC Benadryl allergy pills or in sleep aids. High doses of this legal substance induces hallucinations and sedative effects. Its nickname -"Pink Panther" - comes from it's physical appearance - which is often pink in color - and the realistic hallucinations that it induces.
DHP is abundant in rather negative bodily effects and harms, so it is recommended that prospective users weight out the pros and cons of taking this drug. Stay safe, enjoy life, and peace ✌
DHP is abundant in rather negative bodily effects and harms, so it is recommended that prospective users weight out the pros and cons of taking this drug. Stay safe, enjoy life, and peace ✌
"The world of the Pink Panther is a very discordant, dysfunctional realm of space and time."
"Respect the Pink Panther".
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"Respect the Pink Panther".
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Can also be compared to "graduation goggles"
Can also be compared to "graduation goggles"
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