happy tree friends

1) A highly amusing cartoon series in which various small fluffy animals are viciously mauled / mutilated in increasingly bizzare and bloody ways. Therefore, quite funny.

2) The name of an obscure environmental group dedicated to saving the trees.
Save the trees!
by Rob S February 07, 2004
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ever-loving-tree

your mind, your place of exsistance
you're out of your ever-loving-tree.
by Julie Sherman July 27, 2006
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tree climber

the act of doing a wall climber against a tree.

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'o man, there's no walls around to do climbers'
'no worries, we'll use this tree and do tree climbers instead'
by Tucker_ver.3.0 April 11, 2007
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wood from trees

it is a piece of wood that is wood. it comes from the plants known as 'trees' people who eat paper are actually eating wood. if they stop we will have more trees. tree also rhymes with pee. this wood is commonly used by people and creatures. you dont see little flowers cutting them down although a dandylion with a chainsaw would be pretty cool

trees= yum, remember that and you will go far
wow look at that wood!

its wood from TREES!

OMG NO WAY!
by Mandylyn Angoose April 26, 2008
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Bon*sigh* Tree

any plant given as a romantic gift during a relationship that subsequently ends in an unsatisfactory break-up
Friend: "Why don't you let that Ficus die already?"

Me: "It was a total bon*sigh* tree, and I can't let go."
by punch_em_in_the_head March 21, 2009
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Magical Talking Tree

A dark humor joke which tells the story of a certain organism(Human, Insect, Reptile) going through a depression or sadness. On a journey, this organism meets a tree, which has the ability to speak and grant wishes, who asks the organism what is troubling them just seconds before the story twists and kills the organism in a fitting/non-fitting way.
There once was a lonely T-Rex walking through a magical forest. "How could my day be any worse?" says the T-Rex. He then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my friend?" The T-Rex looks up and is hit by an asteroid. The end.

There once was a sad, bald girl sitting on her hospital bed. "How could my life be any worse?" Says the girl. She then came across a Magical Talking Tree who says, "What ails you, my child?" The little girl looks at the tree and is beaten by her father. The end.
by Prepare Thy Anoos May 02, 2014
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Tree Bang('d)

An act of immature punishment or sexual thrill in which a victim is hosted over the shoulders of two witnesses and then is rammed at top speed ,crotch-first, into a very solid tree!
"Man, Diego just got Tree Bang('d)!"
by Eureka92 April 11, 2010
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