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Half time idiot

Basically, someone who's really smart. But half the time... They're a complete fucking idiot. Probably about the worst game of "ask for advice" Russian Roulette you could ever ask for.
"Yo. My friend's like one of the smartest guys around. But he doesn't understand why people share to him their moments of happiness when something good happens."

"Is he a half time idiot?"

"I dunno man. I'm really starting to think so. He thinks lots of things are labeled as TMI that... really aren't."

"Yep. Sounds like a half time idiot."
by Deidara Katsufuyu June 2, 2016
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Half time hole

The act of pumping one’s girlfriend during half time of any sporting event.
Hey Mark, it’s 2-0 so I’m away for some Half Time Hole. See you in 15.
by Jim Bob Camby February 20, 2022
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Half way to Ye

Half way to Ye…means you’ve said something considered crazy or controversial.

You are on your way to being cray cray like Ye.
A bit off your rocker or mainstream thought
“Gurl, you about half way to Ye thinking those eyebrows look good!”
by Cat@22 December 8, 2022
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half a tic tac

"so i pulled down his pants and all i saw were balls, damn he really had half a tic tac"
by half-a-tic-tac December 8, 2017
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sock, sock and a half

Also known as the stuffing of the pants, sock, sock and a half is a term used to describe a male (or female) that uses objects such as a sock to increase the size of their package.

*To maximize the effect these people usually wear tight pants
Al: Whoa that guy has a huge package!
Kris: Nah, I think it might just be a sock, sock and a half.
by Mystic Maidens August 12, 2009
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oyster on the half shell

when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.
would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?
by whitepar October 1, 2015
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Half slipped nob

When your inside him with protection, and you pull out real quick half your raw nob is out of the condom
He’s pregnant because I accidentally got a half slipped nob
by Dirty Nob January 11, 2020
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