noodle man

Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night

Just wait and see...

Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?

by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020

Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.

I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!

by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023

One dumpling no noodle

So so. Alright.

How was your day?
One dumpling no noodle

by ENGLISH-SLANGS April 30, 2024

Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.

That mess is not my noodles.

by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025

lap noodle

usually a male, who becomes very limp and easily manipulated by whatever female's lap he wants to
get into but never does and just appears weak

That guy's a lap noodle for any chick that will talk to him.

by Guy000000000000000000000000001 September 22, 2023

Nightmare noodles

When for whatever reason, there’s no light in the bathroom. And you're left pooping in complete darkness.

The powers been out for three days, it’s cold and my nightmare noodles won’t flush.

by donnybridges March 25, 2025

Noodled

To have sex with a skinny white boy

I got noodled by Chad last night

by noodledog September 23, 2021