Noah

Noah is a person who likes sparkly guitars. He is very expressive with his hands and is quite but won’t shut up.

Person1:”hey have you seen Noah?”
Person2:”no I think he left early to go play Roblox on VR”

Person1:”he didn’t even clean up his hotdog station…”
Person3:”He’s just a kid”

by WendysWazoo August 12, 2022

Noah

a true ascension from jesus himself, born with unspoken amounts of rizz and a ballsack full of jizz.

person 1: didnt oyu used to have bitches?
person 2: nah Noah took all of them.

by RashyNuts August 14, 2022

Noah

Avarage guy, noah is noah.

"Yeah, he's noah" - Steve

by Lilanon August 16, 2022

Noah

A guy who is addicted to the taste of underaged children, it is scientifically proven that this creature is part whale as it is obese.

Give that Noah a bacon sandwich.

by Lexi gabriella August 17, 2022

noah

the dumbest boy we know. die in a whole and btw im not at the snow

i hate noah

by anonymous August 21, 2022

Noah

He is the prettiest most smartest and beauitiful and the most attractive person alive udover 6.b noah and he party all night long cuz he got all damer.

Im a noah

by OEOFEOFEO August 22, 2022

Noah

A faggot. The one kid in school that nobody wants to be around. does strange things and doesn't accept personal space. always smells really weird and has wreaking bad breath. Often referred to as a "jimmy". could be described as a pedofile the way he stares at children and women.

"ew stacey, look at that noah over there"
"yeah hes so weird, id never let him around my kids"

by jack bins August 22, 2022