Noah

Terrible at Minecraft

Noah steals your diamonds and armor in minecraft :(

by Bsksks September 27, 2019

Noah

Noah is the coolest and drippiest kid you’ll ever meet. He’s the kind of boy everyone either wants to be or be friends with. He has major golden retriever energy while rocking the sickest clothes. He’s goofy and lovable and enjoys flexing his car and ‘chilling’. He’s a caring friend and a loyal and sweet boyfriend. Everyone needs a Noah.

“Who’s that kid dripped out in Chrome Hearts?”
“That’s Noah, duh!”

“I just fell in love at first sight!”
“That must have been Noah!”

by Unknownseaotter February 12, 2023

Noah Dance

Noah dance is a celebrity from wellington new Zealand. Known for his scootering, a sponsored scooter rider world renowned for his skill at extreme sport. Has a deep affection for Mexican midget porn, also has sexual relations with scooters. Likes to draw on walls, and kiss dudes. Noah Dances have a slight taste of fried chicken, and has a raisin for a penis. Has a history with jews.

“Noah dance is a lanky nonce”

by Lil boiiiiii April 18, 2022

Kev and Noah

Kev and Noah/noa is a couple that will be thought until the end

You:did you hear about kev and Noah
Me: no? Why

You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works

by November fools November 19, 2021

noah smeriglio

also known noah smegma and noah smiggles.

wanted member of the italian mafia and will rape anyone he sees.

steven: noah smeriglio

by thugbootycalc June 16, 2025

Noah gray

a kid in the south west who has e shay shoes and lives in margs, he is often seen getting in with everygirl he sees
and says he doesnt skate but he can be seen nearly every wknd running away from the skatepark with the whole skatepark chasing him away .smokes baccy

girl1: whos the lucky man
girl2: noah gray
girl1: oh I dated him last week

by ardi katarna May 27, 2019

noah ranger

Fucking dumbass who will try insulting you but end up insulting himself and he's really dumb and screws up

Wow, Jordan just screwed up scoring on our own net, what a Noah Ranger

by Nick_Hockey09 November 18, 2016