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STIP Work

A word used to express when you need to sound like you have a lot of work to do but will actually be doing nothing. This word is typically used in a work setting amongst your employees.
Today I will be working on emails, the perfect angled selfie, and STIP work.
by The Real Kyle est.2001 June 20, 2019
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Working hard at not working, or working as little as possible. A fancier way of saying "slacking off".
"Yeah, Bob has been working as hard as a congressman."
"Give me a break! I've been working as hard as a congressman all day!"
"He should really run for congress, he already works as hard as they do."
"Jim is working as hard as a congressman right now, you can reach him later."
by Drunkle Dunkle February 22, 2019
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Work

A word used for someone who is actually is doing jack shit and probably sat in a wetherspoons enjoying a refreahing pint with a full english.
Jamie did lots of 'Work today
by LordFrosty46 March 7, 2019
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I have no idea --- I just work here

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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Work like a dog

To work like a dog means to do regular work on the Sabbath.
Please do not work like a dog on God's holy Sabbath.
by Be holy August 4, 2019
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jerk work

1)A job so easy (usually manual labour,or a low paying,underappreciated position) that any jerk can do it.
2)My job.
My company's full of people,doing nothing but jerk work,all day.
by Motòrfred August 16, 2019
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Works

Hypodermic needles used for heroin injection.
Hey bro you got any fresh works? I have 3 bundles and I’m tryna get high!
by Owlixm August 18, 2019
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