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flappy mud flaps

Flappy mud flaps is when a females vagina lips are so lose and the hang we can use them as mud flaps the flap in the wind
Those lips are so lose and flappy you could use them for 1 of 3 to things

1. Mud flaps
2. Blanket

3 a cape to fly away in the wind

4 flappy mud flaps
by Mud flap makers March 6, 2022
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maryland mud crab

The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out
Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day
by Kdogg! May 11, 2017
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funny mud pee

Chinglish, offensive slang.

It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Mostly used when you are contradicting some misleading or fake information about yourself.
Funny mud pee! None of these are real!
by vavavo March 26, 2020
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Mississippi Mud Pie

It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)
Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!
by MarkAnthony512 June 5, 2020
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Mississippi Mud Train

When one partner fucks their partners mouth, while letting a turd slip out on to their significant others chest, allowing it to slide down their torso.
Man, I can’t believe she let me Mississippi Mud Train her!
by LaneMikey May 26, 2018
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Mississippi Mud Hop

The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.
"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."
by Shin Wu Crippler March 6, 2012
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Mississippi mud biscuit

when your brother shits in your pussy and butters your biscuit with his seamen
Hey sis I need me one of them Mississippi mud biscuits ...... go bulldogs as cow bells ring in the background
by Wop dago from bama May 21, 2018
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