Mississippi Mud Train

When one partner fucks their partners mouth, while letting a turd slip out on to their significant others chest, allowing it to slide down their torso.

Man, I can’t believe she let me Mississippi Mud Train her!

by LaneMikey May 26, 2018

Off the mud pt2

A song made by MDOT EBK JB Sleeze and Eddie Gz shot by kjshotit

This song practically created the sturdy off the new york area of The Bronx

This song is legendary

Off the mud pt2 is just amazing

by FUNNYNAMEMAKERLOL September 30, 2023

Funny Mud Pee

A vulgar word that derives from Chinese swearing words. The word involves the maternal biological parents of the one being scolded and human excrement (as well as fart).

"Hey, did you cheat on the exam?"

"Funny Mud Pee."

by shrimmmmmmmp November 3, 2022

Mississippi Mud Hop

The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.

"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."

by Shin Wu Crippler March 6, 2012

montana mud dick

While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.

Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

alabama mud fart

When fucking your cousin in the ass in the back of your Ford f250 and she let's a fart slip and it tickles your balls

I was giving my cousin an alabama mud fart last night and he giggled

by TheBodangles March 13, 2023

Minnesota mud flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Minnesota mud flap

by Thor2021 January 21, 2022