max cook

touches dogs especially pugs

"hey lola come here you dirty girl, my name is max cook by the way."

by fatgrandma December 15, 2023

Max

A guy that is a huge simp for Kylie and is Kylie’s baeeeeee

Person1: have you heard about Kylie and max
Person2: dude #couplegoals

by Cinnamonaddict August 14, 2021

Max Emrich

a person who asks every female he knows for a friendship with benefits

"Damn bro you're such a Max Emrich"

by daddyxxx February 7, 2017

Max

Max is a fuckin mint guy he gets all the birds he could ever want and no one can stop him from shaggin the lot of them as long as there of age of course he has big bulging muscles and a cock with the length and girth as a banana boat

Ooo shag me now max u little stud

by NUTTEZ December 30, 2019

Nels maxing

When you play valorant all day

Yo stop nels maxing and go get a job

by Kris Kringle 27 April 26, 2025

Max

Max is the best person on Earth. If you think about perfection than think about Max. He is the Worlds prettiest person. And the best in every sport. It is just a god!!!

Noting is better than Max. Everyone wants a friend named Max.

by Bram Lessc November 21, 2021

Melt-Maxing

When your body is so egregiously ginormous your body forms rings like a soft-serve ice cream cone. It also describes the melting affect

Lamar: bro sam you need to stop eating so much dude, you are melt-maxing right now
Sam: i cant im so hungry im gonna eat you

by Adumbonys November 21, 2025