Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard

Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.

by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Magic Grasshopper

Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Dude Magic

The direct correlation between the amount of dues in a room and their effective work capacity

When Calked walked in, our dude magic went through the roof, bro!

by EuroJN November 21, 2018

Magic Word

The magic word is No.

If you don't want to do something say the Magic Word.

by ButchNochance February 3, 2022

magical trevor

Another of the looping toons on weebls-stuff.com.

Everyone loves him, because the tricks that he does are ever so clever. He likes dissappearing cows, then bringing them back with his leathery leathery whip made of magic.

Everyone loves Magical Trevor,
'Coz the tricks that he does are ever so clever!
Look at him now, disappearing a cow!
Where is the cow? Hidden right now!
Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor.
Everybody's seen that the trick is clever!
Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!
It's made of magic,
And with a little flick -
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
The cow is back!
Back, back!
Back from his magical journey!
What did he see,
In the parallel dimension?
He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans!
Oh, beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, yeah yeah!

by Shivers March 8, 2019

Double Stream Magic

When you have water coming out of your B hole and pee out of your P hole at the same time.

I had a colonoscopy and the Polyethylene Glycol they gave me the night before gave me a Double Stream Magic at 4 AM.

by Waggylac May 26, 2025