muffin club

A group of large lesbian type woman which have fat hanging over their faces and hands, who like to stroke each other especially in their god given places to do the bad. sort of like assmongrels.

When I hit 300 pounds, I'm going to run for president of the muffin club.

by ToDDMaN June 10, 2003

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neck muffin

Neck skin that hangs over a too-tight collar.

She: You need to buy new shirts.
He: Why?
She: Your collar is so tight that you have a neck muffin.

by Momus the Sarcastic January 30, 2010

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A common term in the Hoffman Estates cafeteria refering the various vegetables thrown in muffins during the cooking proccess. They taste like cinnamon and probably won't hurt you... but don't always trust the lunch ladies....

Student #1: What the hell is the green stuff in this muffin?
Student#2: idk
Student#1: (takes a bite and looks down at muffin) Holy crap!! It's broccoli!
Student #2: Lucky, I got spinach.
Student #3: Damn mystery muffins.

by iamthepseudonym November 4, 2010

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muffin crust

muffin crust - Slang used to describe a person who has a large midsection that is exposed and hangs over the top of her pants due to the fact that the pants are too small in the waistline. Named due to the fact that the fat hangs over in resemblance to the batter hanging over on a muffin. Also known as muffin top, crust, and just plain fat hanging over. Not to be confused with a midriff baring top that smaller women with a flat midsection wear to show off their abs.

e.g., Eeeewww. Look at the muffin crust on Chris. She needs to lose some weight or buy bigger pants. The must have run out of XXXL.

by Stephanie Comfort August 20, 2007

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