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Matthew

Stop being a Matthew
by Buttercup1389 April 13, 2025
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matthew gray gubler

matthew gray gubler is a 42 year old actor who wears mismatched socks because the one time he wore matching socks, he sprained his ankle. matthew is mostly known for his role as Dr. Spencer Reid in CBS' Criminal Minds, but he also plays Chip in 68 Kill, and voices Simon in Alvin & The Chipmunks. matthew is the most perfect man ever and i love him so so much. if i could marry the man i would. but most important of all, matthew is taller than daniel henney.
Matthew Gray Gubler is a hunk.
by absoluteindoubtt February 5, 2023
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Matthew

First impressions leave you feeling he is the most genuine and easy going guy. You’ll soon find out he’s a narcissist, a user, liar, and secretly a player. Stay super far away from him and don’t believe his ‘wounded bird’ act. He is a monster.
It’s so sad that Matthew is a sociopath. I really thought we were friends but everything he says is a lie.
by Gerber_Babiee April 26, 2024
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Matthew

A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.
Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons.

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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.
by Yeetboi360noscop March 8, 2019
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Matthew appreciation day

This day is on the 4th of December and you have to pay any one named Mathew/Matthew/mat/Matt $2 while passing them. You also have to bow to them.
Ethan: God damnit it is Matthew appreciation day
Matthew: start paying up
by Other Ethan March 22, 2022
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Matthew ranft

Nah bro Matthew ranft is such a dawg
by King Kong deluxe April 18, 2024
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Matthew

Matt is a sussy baka and is cringe god but he is a good friend
Matthew is a sussy baka
by Hudson wagill September 18, 2021
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