Lord ewok

Lord Ewok is the king of the ewok, he rules above all & can ban anyone or kill at his disposal, he is the all mighty kind we shall all bow for. Fear everyone has to him, with his aprentis prince ewok he rules the borders of the known universe.

Me:Ewok is coming!

Atomic: that gay ass is kill

Ewok kills him

Me: I love u no homo

Ewok: I am lord Ewok, the ruler of everyone

Me: yes my king

by ObviouslynotFELIPE June 2, 2020

Almighty fish lord

The almighty fish lord is the king fish and is ruler of swimmy sea. If you do not follow the fish lords commands you will get eaten. The almighty fish lord enjoys eating goldfish and gogurts for every meal. If you aren’t careful, you’ll become one of those goldfish.

Person 1: hey! Have you heard about the almighty fish lord?
Person 2: no. I haven’t. Who are they?
Person 1: oh no. Since you don’t know about him, you’re the next goldfish on his dish.
Person 2: WHAT???!!!

by Leothebard June 11, 2022

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world

The name of the anime I would write.

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015

Chife Lord

Someone who continuously hits your vape and uses up ALL of your pods

YO stop hitting my juul, you’re such a chife lord

by Beaker is a G July 19, 2018

Loop Lord

A person who watches the same TV show or movie or listens to the same song an unreasonable amount of times.

Tyrone is such a Loop Lord. He's played that song like six times in a row now.

by Reptilesrcool July 22, 2022

Lo Lord

a really cool girl named lydia

"summer thinks lydia is really cool. she's likeeee the youngest person ever she's such a lo lord"

by user694742048838 June 26, 2025