human nymph

A human spawn over the age of four, but under the age of ten.

Damn, these fucking human nymphs are getting on my damn nerves, running around and screaming about minecraft and ROBLOX !!!

by coughplehgm June 30, 2017

human

dumb fleshy naked things that don't give a shit about the planet

Dog: wow, I wish I could be a human

by Justsomeweird14yrold June 7, 2019

Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011

scum of humanity

A Menace Of society

I am a scum of humanity

by Ares Raped Ur mother February 28, 2021

Human Centispoon

When a group of 5 or more people all spoon in one long line.

I saw Frank and his girlfriend spooning next Jim and his, and I decided to stitch it into a Human Centispoon.

by bippyshermen February 15, 2014

human

The thing that created Urban Dictionary

You are a human!

by stefan1508 August 5, 2020

Human Supremacy

A belief that humans are superior.

Anti-Artificial beliefs are that which are rooted in human supremacy

by yiiiiiiiiiis June 13, 2024