Horse Nuggets

When your horse has been amputated and is now a porn star.

Wow what are you watching?
It's horse nuggets dude, so hot!

by Emily_lover696969 February 20, 2016

Horse girl

A Barrel racer who sticks fingers in boys butts and typically drives a f-350

That horse girl stuck her finger in Taylor’s ass again.

by Mamasaysfuckyou December 16, 2022

horse-banging-skank

people from the south who have nutting better to do except for analy penetarting horses or mules.

Skeeter is a horse banging skank becuase he literally humped the shit out of my horse

by alex"rus" tsaur October 21, 2003

hold your horses

Stop what you're doing. Stop right where you are.

Hey! Hold your horses, big boy! Your plan is all fucked up!

by slowest March 29, 2004

horse shit for breakfast

hypotheically supposed to be shit on a hot plate, encrusted deep in the ovens abyss, then thrown in the microwave for a minute or so- little bit of ranch dressing on the side. "eat that for breakfast you dirty little cock sucking whore, you are no body."

the ultimate insult

"Hey Todd, eat horse shit for breakfast you dick lick."

by sexXxXxxxxxxxXXX December 08, 2008

horse mouf bitch

When a bitch gotta mouf dat look like it should be ona horse. When she laugh it sound like a donkey!

Cristina and her horse mouf bitch friend, Michelle, are some ugly ass hoes.

by tom08 March 01, 2008

Long Horses Mare

It's a horse's skanky wife with braids in her hair.

"Did they over there, have braids in their hair?
Those girls over there! The ones without a care!
The one girl won't share, but they two are a pair.

And their long horses mare."

by LongHorsesMare June 24, 2009