Gay Lord

Perceived to be the 'original' or 'first' homosexual male, if such a being ever existed. The occasional myth that emerges from closed circles entails that the one Gay Lord ruled over homosexuals in early Mesopotamian times as a deity of sorts and if he still lived today, would be able to control every living gay man with a single thought. Some say that the homosexual 'essence' of the Gay Lord was / is the purest of all gays. To this day, it is unknown as to how the Gay Lord actually looked like, although there is much speculation on whether the Gay Lord still lives; locked away in deep slumber. It has also been said that the Gay Lord has no apparent connection with bisexuals or lesbians.

"Like you said palooka, the Kindred have their Cain and the homos have their Gay Lord.."

by SteevJ March 31, 2005

The Big gay

A gay alien standing at 15.7 feet tall and has the power to turn anyone gay in a mile radius and at full power after turning 1,000,000 people gay he can turn everyone on earth gay with the clap of the hands.

“Dude look it’s the big gay we’re gonna die, he’s gonna turn us gay like the rest!”

by Monty buckets March 10, 2018

Catch the gay

Expression in use to signify one's alteration of sexual tendencies from hetero to homosexuality.

Catch the gay :
- Shit, dude, looks like you caught the gay...
- What makes you think that ?
- I dunno, maybe the fact that you're eating a banana in a pink tutu...

by invock May 25, 2011

Charlie (gay)

The most amazing guy in the world. He knows how to make a guy feel good about himself, and would do anything he could to make him happy. He would never try to hurt a guy, or anyone for that matter. He is sweet, sensitive, caring, outgoing, courageous, funny, sexy, gorgeous, everything that a guy would want him to be. He is an extremely sexy man, with a hot ass body. He knows the right things to say to a guy whenever she is feeling sad, and he will stick with him no matter what. He fights for the people he cares about, and he doesn't back down. He is the sweetest guy you will EVER meet in your life.
If straight, see: Charlie

Guy: "Who's that?"
Me: "My boyfriend, Charlie (gay) ! :)"

by MrSameLove October 24, 2015

gay nathan

That one handsome lovely gay person named nathan and of course he's gay

Oh wait what nathan gay guess I'll call him gay nathan

by joshua niggalas November 15, 2017

gay fucking

The process in which a gay guy nails the sweet tight ass of another male, gay or not

S-Man Jared gay fucked the whit out of me last night
H-You gay man?
S-Nah just horny as hell
H-Ah well maybe later we can do some hot gay fucking

by hornymanjerkingnow January 06, 2014

Gay Spectrum

Just like the Electromagnetic Spectrum (go to Wikipedia you mediocre dunces), the Gay Spectrum lists various wavelengths of Gayness - according to the longest-lasting wavelength of Gayness and the highest frequency of Gayness i.e. strongest.

Randomer 1: Where would you place him on the Gay Spectrum?
Randomer 2: Oh no! The Gay-mma rays burn!!!

by FunkyDAWG February 27, 2012