fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus

"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."

by _thetruetea February 23, 2019

Fruiting it

When someone has taken a lot of MDMA and can’t handle it eg.
Put themself in the corner
Talking to themself

Just any odd thing they do

Look at him, he is fruiting it

by Reggie_7822 July 10, 2024

Fruit by the Foot

Way of saying you got a long dick.

"Bro, you got a tic tac down there."
"Nigga I got a fruit by the foot that needs to be unrolled everytime it needs use."

by Rap-Tore June 3, 2016

fruit salad yummy yummy

fruit salad. yummay yummay

fruit salad yummy yummy

Fuck out my way when you see me
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
Fuck out my way when you see me
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
I'm rollin' with the LGBT

by sungmello March 22, 2021

Super-Fruit

When a person is so gay, it rubs off on you and you become a Super-Fruit.

Friend 1: What happened to Greg?
Friend 2: Oh, he was hanging out with Georgina and turned into a Super-Fruit

by magicallydelicious.com April 2, 2023

fruit loop

The action of aggressively projectile farting a large amount of cereal and milk over some ones wall due to a cough or stimulation of the body. This also has to be done but ass naked and preferably while doing doggy style

"Fuck man I coughed while fucking her last night and I fruit looped all over her wall

by fartsux March 15, 2021

horizontal fruit-basket

A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.

"My lady wanted something tropical, so I gave her a horizontal fruit-basket"

"How thoughtful!"

by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016