February 14

Women slap
We beat

Bratty girl: *exists*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14

Get ready

by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February

Fucking February is the Month were you have the oppurtunity to fuck exactly who you want, and thats because you can’t say no so if somrene asks you, you have to say yes.

Hey There wanna fuck?

No???

You can’t say no it’s fucking February

Well yes then.

“Boys eyes start shining”

by Giindo December 21, 2019

February 29th

This day only occurs once every four year, such as today (Thursday 29th February 2024) as it is a leap day, a leap year. The reason this date exists is because the Earth takes 365 days and an extra 6 hours per year to revolve and every 4 years, that adds up to 24 hours, or a whole day, this is why this extra day occurs. Likewise, many are born on this date so someone who is 100 years old, will be celebrating their 25th official birthday! Jah Rule turns 48 today but technically, it's his 12th birthday. Anyway, happy February 29th people!!!

Me: Hey Bob, it's February 29th today!
Bob: So?
Me: February 29th only occurs once every four years and it's happening today!
Bob: Oh My God dude, that's so freaking cool!
Me: I know right!?

by Mahrufur February 28, 2024

FingerLess February

Fingerless February is a challenge revolving around absence, like the No Nut November but for girls. They can't use their finger or any other objects to masturbate themselves or other girls for all the month.

Zero strikes allowed.

A: Hey! How's FingerLess February going for you?
B: I lasted only 2 days, i'm a loser.

by AjexSutri November 3, 2020

February 27

A terrible day were terrible people were born. For example people named Jonathan.

Girl: Who's that guy?
Boy: Watch out, his name is Jonathan and he is born on February 27.

by vs<gfewrsea<wewgarse November 11, 2019

February 5

February 5 is the day the best main dancer in K-Pop was born.
It’s NCT’s youngest member birthday; Park Jisung

Dear Jisung, everytime its February 5, i wish you the best for your future

You will be the future of K-Pop,

by Jisung Future Of K-Pop July 31, 2021

February 29th

National give your gf, bf, or crush a kiss day.

On February 29th kiss your bf, gf, or crush.

by heheh1] February 25, 2020