When a man or wo(man) mostly man who have no teeth & wear big round glasses that ain't theirs, sticks his pinky finger up his nose while taking his other pinky finger and running it along the rim of his own butthole while sitting in the tub full of warm water & saying "no don't look I swear I'm jacking off. It's not what it looks like. I'm not NOT playing with my penis instead of my butt hole. Only counts if I get off ." then proceeds to shooting ass jizz into the water and man queefing (farting) at the same time. Once he or she is finished they most the time ask for a bowl of snow cream or a cream cheese danish to put over there body and say repeatedly 'I'm a sexy kitty kitty meowwwwwww' and whimper while shaking. He/she may have a very high ego and sleep with one hand in their pants or shorts cupping thier own penis. They have thought to have frosted tips and sausage toes from time to time. But even after all that they still fine af. Sadly they will never put out. You got better luck if your a porno then an actual human. Hell, maybe a video game will see more action then a real human would.
I can't believe i shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringestered last night before my family showed up to take me to my 9th wedding.
by CreviceOfYouBumBum January 28, 2023
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by RiceOfCourse February 3, 2023
Get the El mao mug.Imane ek bakkali a virus that originated in morroco and speaks dirty arab. The symptons are saying the n-word , being racist , destroying brussel, saying ewa zebe and thinking she is funny. You can kill the virus by sending it back to morocco with the boat. If the virus gets papers it wil stay forever.
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by Lasha Talsackie October 18, 2023
Get the el paso eggcloud mug.EL-NEK7 is an Egyptian slang said the first time by the great Hassan Shehata telling one of his friends because he missed and fucked up a dominos round and lead them to lose the entire match
Sobhy : look at this move, we'll rock it up and win the game
Hassan : EL-Nek7 Sobhy that was the most stupid shit I've ever seen in my life
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