douche canoe

a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died

well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.

by cmz II January 14, 2008

a douche bag

A huge bag of shit.

That guy is a bag of shit.

You mean a douche bag?

Fuck you.

by why god March 1, 2009

douche baggery

How one measures how big of a douche bag someone is is.

"Bill Rajewski's busting some poor old guy's chops on a Monday morning, his level of douche baggery rises with every passing moment

by Jon Anderson July 25, 2008

Douche Magh

The Persian variant of douche bag. Can be used to refer specifically to a Persian who is a douche bag, or can be used by a fobby Persian in place of the traditional term

Mahnaz: Tania, wake up for your eye surgery!

Tania: I'M ALREADY AWAKE YOU DOUCHE MAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by mcpain2006 June 7, 2009

G-Douche

The largest possible level of douchedom. Far superior to reaching the pinnacle of douchedom. There is only one human being to be able to achieve this amazing feat. That human is named "Mitchell E. H." His full name is not to be revealed due to the embarrassment he has brought to his family. Things that allowed him to achieve this title include showing off all the time to women and thinking that they are impressed.

Not even John Edwards or Josh J. D. has been able to achieve Mitchell's title as G-Douche

by Josh Daily September 14, 2007

Douche-like

Some one who act similar to or exactly like a douche.

carren was very douche-like last night with all her camping equipment.

by Mitch k. October 28, 2007

douche bag

1) An individual with an inflated self-esteem who is deeply deficient in social skills. They laugh loudly at their own jokes, quote themselves repeatedly, and are never as entertaining to others as they are to themselves.
2) Sean O'neal

1) What a fucking douche bag over there with the pants to his knees.
2) Sean, you've been in college for 4 months and failed, shut up and leave.

by Jillian93784 January 14, 2008