Crippling depression

big mood.

Someone, anyone really: *pointing at me* Man, that little gremlin definitely has a case of crippling depression. I almost feel sorry for it.

by fox boi July 13, 2019

depression

life is soup, I am fork

Person 1: I feel like I'm living in a constant bruh moment
Person 2: You probably have depression

by fucking_weeb November 18, 2019

i have depression so sad

when people seek attention online

*chatroom*
player1: i have depression so sad
player2: sad

by jaia4life April 7, 2021

Crush depression

When you don't have a crush but you've consistently had one. Crush dryness

I'm going through crush depression because I don't like sam anymore.

by Milk lady January 10, 2025

Post-bridem depression

n. A constant state of depression associated with newly wed brides, particularly of those who have left a life of partying.

What's wrong with Jenny?
Oh she just has post-bridem depression

by Herpyderp88 June 12, 2011

Depression

I've heard cymbalta can help, but at some point you just gotta accept reality is a cruel bastard.

"I hear Joe's had depression for awhile"

"Sucks to be Joe, I guess."

by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020

semi depressed

when someone says they're depressed, without actual evidence or diagnose to back that claim up. mostly suffered by 13-14 year olds who listen to Billy Eilish. even though someone does not have a diagnosis, that does not mean everything is alright. if they have no problems at all than it is fake depressed. semi depressed is more a way of saying that a person has problems, but not actual depression

Linda: omg Billy Eilish's music is so sad! i'm depressed now because i don't have any other hobby's due to my insecurity and so i only listen to sad music.

Bert: no Linda, your just semi depressed, come and sit down to talk if you want anything out.

by samyfietsen June 30, 2020