A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
Get the A fart comes before the stormmug. by gamer0990 December 12, 2022
Get the Stupido come pinomug. The contentious act of fakeagery. One who has come it, has come a long way, performed long routes, truly exposed it. Truly shown ur true colors, one who’s almost unrecognizable due to their recents acts of fakeagery.
1.)
The Roy: “Yo I can’t come to ur game anymore, I have ‘work’. Had to pick up an extra shift”
Darien and Enmanuel (Maybe Javian with luck): “Wow, come it then”.
2.)
Christian from the Y: “Yo, I’m not gonna work out today, Ashton and I are just tryna hoop.”
Darien: “Come it! Expose your true colors then!”
The Roy: “Yo I can’t come to ur game anymore, I have ‘work’. Had to pick up an extra shift”
Darien and Enmanuel (Maybe Javian with luck): “Wow, come it then”.
2.)
Christian from the Y: “Yo, I’m not gonna work out today, Ashton and I are just tryna hoop.”
Darien: “Come it! Expose your true colors then!”
by poopingchicken191 January 22, 2024
Get the Come it!mug. by guy number 7 May 6, 2025
Get the EDD primed, let them comemug. my favorite song! sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax. I just wanna be your sigma, fricking come here
by Tv February 29, 2024
Get the Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax. I just wanna be your sigma, fricking come heremug. Did you see his new watch? He must be bringing in some bling-come...
I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.
I would like to become a popular rap artist and make bling-come.
by NSpeedracer December 30, 2010
Get the Bling-comemug. by contralto July 26, 2021
Get the come fix my wifi boxmug.