Cheese-slap 

To slap someone with a slice of cheese. First performed by CP Dunbar in the summer of 2006.When cleaning the kitchen Benjamin Bowen was walking by CP and was stunned by a cheese-slap.

Since that time I have watched cheese-slap become a social epidemic where you can find out more about your friends by gauging their reaction. Currently used as a type of social interaction to see if someone is mellow. Best when used on new girlfriends.

Recipe for cheese-slap: 1 slice of cheese, someone in need of a cheese-slap, your hand

*CP slaps Ben with cheese*
Ben: "WTF? Did you just cheese-slap me?"
*CP laughs hysterically*

Cheese-slap by Chris&CP September 13, 2011

Cheese whistler 

A person whom partakes in the art of fellatio.

She gives good head; what a cheese whistler.

She can play my cheese whistle. (she can suck my dick)

Cheese whistler by TheOnlyD December 15, 2013

cheese piss

When something is extremely cheesy. Usually refers to bad music and other forms of media

Dude this song is total cheese piss

cheese piss by rekot eno rebmun May 23, 2014

cheese puff

a man suffering from Peyronie's Disease
a crooked or curved penis

I cant believe she married a cheese puff

cheese puff by lovesumwine November 10, 2014

cheese dog 

When after eating a bag of cheetos, proceeding to jack off furiously without washing one's hands, resulting in cheeto residue to encrust one's penis in a layer of orange greatness.

Wow that bag of cheetos was delicious. Oh god the Kate Upton Game of War commercial just came on. I have no time to wash up, I'm gonna have to give myself a cheese dog!

cheese dog by Swaggatroniousrex January 26, 2015

cheese eater 

A "rat". A snitch, slimy two faced, backstabbing coward telltale who probably also will eat the cheese out of somebody's dirty underwear if it will keep them out of jail!

The reason Jon didn't go to jail is because he is a cheese eater! Told on all his friends and got zero time. Rotten stinking cheese eater!

cheese eater by annoyedbypeople December 19, 2015

Cheese Dog Dick 

A mans penis that is thin and slightly shiny, resembling the width and length of an Oscar Meyer cheese hotdog. Like doll hands for a weiner.

The first guy I ever had sex with had a cheese dog dick.

Cheese Dog Dick by Aireezgirl February 1, 2017