by Hasenpfeffer42 August 30, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. by GoofyTheGreat November 4, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
by BeRandom April 23, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. A subtle flex that tends to acquire clout naturally without chasing it. An ATL Wings x Travis Scott connoisseur who casually cops Supreme and works out alone at night. One that gains satisfaction from beer pong victories.
Jon: Hey who should I bring as a plus one to Jenna's rager.
Brittany: Well, since she's catering ATL, I think you should invite a brandon yamaguchi.
Brittany: Well, since she's catering ATL, I think you should invite a brandon yamaguchi.
by yamalover21 May 8, 2019
Get the brandon yamaguchimug. by asldkfhadfo9iekjh February 27, 2017
Get the brandon michael stovallmug. by duckiechip167 October 5, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. Guy 1: ah mate saw this right hottie on tinder we met and she liked me from front to back like a huggies diaper
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H
Guy 2: man your being a real Brandon H
by Glutegorrilabois October 30, 2020
Get the Brandon Hmug.