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Brandon

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He is the final boss in BattleToads. Ribbit ribbit BLUURG. A delusional specimen. His tongue shoots out for McDonald's and women he can never have. He is a poor individual, but still acts as if he is not. He will never lose weight, never get a date, he just acts bougie, to compensate.
Have you been on epik brandon is trying to confess his love to Silla again
by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025
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Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy randoโ€™s.
Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makinโ€™ with all that whipped cream?
by Loxastic October 19, 2024
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brandon and chantel

A really cute couple they might not text alot but they love each other to bits and pieces!๐Ÿ˜™ if your not a branon and chantel the go ne like me and him!๐Ÿ˜‚
Girl1: Hey, look at that cute couple!
Girl2: oh that's Brandon and chantel!
๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜šโคโคโค๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜˜
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Brandon Callen

One of the most fucked up people you could ever meet. He doesn't know how to drive you might die if you ever get drug into riding with him
Y'all want to go riding with Brandon Callen?

Me: No we will die most definitely.
by Jalapeรฑo24 June 27, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.

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Sorry hunny, I can't do anal tonight. My Brandon just isn't getting any bette
by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021
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Brandon

A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.
"Ugh, he's being SUCH a Brandon. He called me 3 times last night."
by Ninanina01 September 16, 2021
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