Bacon

The absolute greatest substance known to mankind or any other civilization. Bacon can be used to solve any problem big or small. World hunger/your hunger, world peace, AIDS, SIDS, etc. However if you are a douchebag, asshole, dipshit, psychobitch, or any other kind of despicable human being eating bacon won't solve that, but you'll still get a delicious treat.

Leader of a Country #1: What are we gonna do about all these starving people?
Leader of a Country #2: Let them eat bacon.

by rumpunchtweaker45 July 20, 2011

Bacon

The main reason you are not a vegetarian.

Bacon is tasty.

by MelonMan_ December 2, 2013

Bacon

The only reason you aren't a vegetarian.

Why aren't you a vegetarian.

Yell at the BACON!
*eats bacon*

by TheBubbies101 August 27, 2014

baconboiii

fucking boosted

baconboiii is shit

by Bxxcn March 14, 2021

Day bacon

Another name for jerky.

Carl cuddled up to Steve. While Steve was strangely aroused and confused by this he didn't forget to put a hand on his bag of day bacon. He calculated the odds of theft to be 97.5%.

by TheTheTheBaconator March 31, 2010

Celebration Bacon

1. Bacon that is consumed as a way of celebrating an event or occasion.
2. The act of preparing and consuming bacon in order to celebrate an event or occasion.

1."You're eating bacon at 4am!?"

"It's ok it's celebration bacon; it's my birthday!"

2. "I just handed in all my work: time to get my celebration bacon on!"

by mooooooooooooooooooooose November 14, 2011

stripper bacon

The lumps on a chubby strippers legs.

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Damn son look at the bacon on that stripper

Lumps on fat strippers legs is known as stripper bacon.

by bacon1234 April 4, 2015