asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.

-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."

by real_name_taken September 28, 2015

Asian James

A very beautiful Filipino male named James

Dylan: "Yo it's Asian James guys!! I WANNA KISS HIM"

Chris: "James my BELOVED!"

Asian James: "It's Asian Jamesin' time."

by TheGodofFascism March 11, 2023

asian chestnut

The act of taking a green shit on your partners chest and dunking your junk in it and run it up their chin

I gave my girlfriend a asian chestnut last night

by ManOfMayhem January 27, 2022

asian

a superior species of human

''how is he s good at everything ????''

''that's because he is asian''

by qwertyuiop[asdfghjkl;xcvbnm, February 16, 2021

Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
TRIGGER WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH OR A KID PLEASE DO NOT SCROLL PAST THIS LINE.

An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.

If you know you know Asian dick cheese…

by V1PACC0UNT October 8, 2023

Asian Adult

An Asian generally above ten years old, typically reaching maturation mentally - as with culturally, traditionally and mostly physically by 12 to 14 and considered fully mature by 15.

This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.

That Asian boy is the only mature guy in the classroom.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Asian adult.

by Josech May 3, 2020

asian takeout

What your girl says when she is secretly getting dick from another guy.

Yeah babe, I’m just going to eat Asian takeout.

by That one nigger April 4, 2018